Idiot of Time: Chapter 4Navi then suggested, "Hey! I bet we should go to Zora's Domain!" Link cringed at the shriek, "That has got to be the stupidest thing I heard. We're going to the secret grotto." So Link hopped into the grotto, getting his butt stuck. "Oh, yes, genius, I bet that's where the Spiritual Stone of WATER is." Navi tugged on Link, but eventually she had to flag down a passerby, which I don't know how she did it, considering her lack of arms, and the fact that I would run away if I saw Navi, but he came over, laughed a bit, then pulled Link out of the grotto, and then got a nice sword and chased Link around Hyrule field. He was a robber. After he gotIdiot of Time: Chapter 4
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Link went up the mountain, and was doing quite, until he saw a large orange tetekite. "Hi, Mr. Spider!" said Link. Mr. Spider wasn't so friendly, however. It blinked an eye and screeched, before jumping on Link. "Awww! You love me, Mr. Spider! I love you, too!" said Link. Mr. Spider then did the unthinkable. Yes, that's right folks, he ate the pasta Link packed for lunch.
Link, who was less concerned about his own safety, cried. "Mr. Spider! You ate my din-din!" Link slapped the spider, and ran off crying. Half way up, he finally shut his mouth. Then out of nowhere, a large yellow thing was rolling in his d
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Link crossed the draw bridge and entered Hyrule Castle. It was a beautiful sight. There was a man singing the rabbit song, a woman with no dignity scratching her back like it's the end of the world, a fat old hag screaming, "Look what Richard did! Awww!" every two seconds reffering to her prized pooch. There were a few women scratching each other's eyes out of the last designer spoon, made out of solid 100 rot-wood, it's lovely green color was most definately worth the fight. There was a schitzophrenic dude patting his knees, going on about selling him something with "C", but one girl stood out, she had red hair, and sh
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